THE CAPTAIN

This is the famous Captain Morgan. He’s a guy who wants you to take life less seriously. Who cares if you can’t dance? Who cares if you can’t hit the high notes? Who cares who cares?

Let’s get off the couch. Take life by the mechanical bull horns. Go make fun where there’s no fun to be had in true pirate spirit.

 

THE DRINK

We’re the Original Party Spirit. We could tell you exactly how we do it, but who cares. All you need to know is that it tastes delicious. And that it mixes with everything. Like fruity stuff. And ginger stuff. And tea stuff. And piña stuff. And soda stuff. And just about anything else you can think of. Captain’s honor. Now go mix some drinks. Why are you reading this? What’s wrong with you?

 

Captain Morgan Rum.